NaPoWriMo 2026
04/05/26 - Day 5 of 30
NaPoWriMo.net ArticleNaPoWriMo PromptAnd now, here’s our prompt for the day — totally optional, as usual. The Roman poet Catullus wrote a famous two-line poem:
Odi et amo: quare id faciam fortasse requiris.
Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
Here’s an English translation.
I hate and I love. Why do I do this, you ask?
I don’t know, but I feel it happening and am tortured.
I thought about this poem the other day when I read a social media post collecting sentences from Charles Darwin’s letters, including:
“Oh my God how do I hate species & varieties.”
“I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.”
“I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.”
“I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.”
“I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.”
I must confess, the idea of being so grumpy that you have come to hate clover and bees is highly amusing to me. Today, your challenge is to take a page from Catullus and Darwin, and write a poem in which you talk about disliking something – particularly something utterly innocuous, like clover. Be over the top! Be a bit silly and overdramatic.
My PoemBeds of Nails
Oh, how I hate
Clipping my nails!
If they'd just wait
Instead of growing so fast.
They're thick and glossy
And naturally round
Full cuticles
And nailbeds abound.
Hangnails don't hang
Around long at the ends
Of my fingers sublimely,
Lusciously tipped.
No need for gel or
Polish on these
My nails that grow
Out quickly with ease.
If only I didn't
Have to spend
Time clipping nails
Every weekend.